Somerset's Mom

Sometimes guys like me get an idea that seems so surpassingly absurd, so enticingly what I believe on the street they call "dumb ass," that no amount of effort in bringing it to pass seems squandered.

Such was the case the day I decided to write a paean to the sexiest mother on the block, my imaginary best friend Somerset's mom.

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(I'm in Love with) Somerset's Mom

Ever since Somerset
and me were kids
I've been in love
with that mother of his

All thru hi skool
I was burning up
I tried to tell her
but I wasn't man enuff

I'm in love with somerset's mom
I'm in love with somerset's mom

went away to college
as far as I could
dated girls my age but
it didn't do no good

Now I'm back
with a PhD
but I don't even understand
my own psychology

I'm in love with somerset's mom
I'm in love with somerset's mom

3 grown kids and a bad divorce
but she still looks fine
now I'm grown myself -- I'm back
I'm gonna make her mine make her mine

I'm in love with somerset's mom
I'm in love with somerset's mom